Un: Zodiac | Mid-Month Update

[kaisoumods]

WHO: Everyone!
WHERE: Libra App
WHEN: February 14th
WHAT: Zodiac Network Post
WARNINGS: None!

[We've reached the middle of February. Cupid arrows are still flying through the city, making people explain what's deep in their hearts. The post begins like the previous one had, with notifications of peoples coming and goings]



Ganymede has joined the app. Say hi everyone!


Valvatorez and Cassandra have left the app.


[The post then continues on as normal.]

Hello. Thank you for using the Libra App.

I got shot with an arrow on my way to work today, so let's make this quick:

I don't like any of you, I don't like doing these updates. Valentine's Day is nothing more than a sham meant to sell stuff and love is dead.

Now for a word from our sponsors.




This post is sponsored by Golden Peacock Jewelers. Show your love this Valentine's day with gold.

[Users will have the option to choose their own display names and user pics if they haven't already. If nothing is chosen, the app will use their real name and a quick photo taken of them from their camera's phone. Like always, there'll be no responses from Zodiac. And as always, feel free to keep backtagging the event logs! ]

Comments

[venti_late]

Oh, but you're the one who has gotten married! I can't possibly steal the thunder of youngsters in love.

Besides, you and I both know that I'm going to have to have two weddings in order to satisfy the old man's aesthetics.

[fiddlestick]

You wouldn't be stealing our thunder! Really!

... Two weddings?

[venti_late]

No, no, I insist! It's your time to shine, my dear Elliot!

Well, to be fair to him, it's only in the extreme case that I'm considering two weddings so that Zhong can have his super luxurious high-end traditional wedding. Honestly, it'll probably just be the ceremony that's like that while the reception is way more my style by being lowkey. A compromise between a free spirit and an old rock.

You see why this will be an in-depth conversation between me and the old lizard. It's why I'm fine waiting for when we've really got that ironed out first.

[fiddlestick]

Believe me, I'll shine when I'm ready. Right now I'm still processing everything. No need to rush ahead with stuff.

... He would be the type to want that kind of wedding. Well I'm sure you two will figure it out. It sounds like though his brain is stuck on finding your ring. Might I suggest looking into venues while he does that? The wait time on those are already extremely long, so pinning that down sooner rather than later will at least make sure its in THIS century.

[venti_late]

No rush, no rush! You have all the time in the world.

Oh, yeah, for sure. I'll be getting input from him and Zules, but by the gods I might need you to help me be a voice of... not as extra. And the acoustics will be important!

[Please help. He has a Zhongli on his shoulder and Zulius on the other. He needs someone not with rich tastes to help.]

[fiddlestick]

The voice of "I don't want to be spending the next century paying off this wedding"?

Sure, I can help with that! Teachers are nothing but skilled at making something great on a shoestring budget.

[venti_late]

Exactly, you get me. I may have a Zhongli budget for emergencies, but that won't cover a wedding.

Thank you, Elliot~! You're a life saver!

[fiddlestick]

Pretty sure some small countries would struggle to pay for an unchecked Zhongli wedding, so I get it.

Haha, it's nothing! Anything to help a friend.