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kaisou2024-02-01 06:05 pm
throwmoreswords) wrote in kaisou2024-02-01 06:05 pm
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[treasure 7] and i'm feelin' like a ghost, and it's what i hate the most
WHO: Gilgamesh + the network
WHERE: the network and maybe Gilgamesh's Serenitea pot at Vergil's house if ya'll wanna swing by?
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: sometimes, the ghost of you is more present than ever and you have a couple of good things and one really alarming thing to address.
Rejoice, mongrels, for the Wakawaka Zabuun waterpark will be open in a mere two weeks time! It's amazing what you can get done with monetary grease to both the modern workforce and the wheels of bureaucracy! What better place to enjoy a day with your loved ones than in a fully heated, fully functional tropical paradise away from anything tropic? Vergil Vittore's previously informed me that I could 'afford to be less of a skinflint miser' and I suppose I will consider granting VIP passes to the users of this particular application if you ask politely enough.
Secondly! Zulius, ever a visionary and genius ahead of his time, has stumbled upon the concept of a Kaisou Calendar for charity. As he's either announced or will announce, I didn't care enough to check, if you're over the age of 18 and willing to show a little skin for a good cause, feel free to contact either of us. There will be a men's and women's edition; I've seen what you people get horny about. Your taste is impeccable, even if most of your vibes are rancid.
[ he sounds so cheerful, and then he's silent.
there's a long pause, as if Gilgamesh forgot to stop recording his voice. there's a few chirpy beeps, and then he starts speaking again--but it sounds a lot more. stressed? not even slightly resembling his beginning boomingly playful tone, spoken at a normal person level of voice. like he's being held hostage in his own voice post. it appears Goldie has applied a filter to keep certain zealous eyes off of whatever else is happening in his Livejournal entry. ]
And now that most people have dispersed, my body has completely disappeared. Are dreams about whales portentous? [ he's trying to channel bemused ease, but it's probably not working. ] So, I don't have a physical presence anymore, and I feel oddly... floaty. I don't know how to get out of my teapot--it feels strange and staticky when I try, like I might get swept up into whatever magic makes the transition happen and fail to come out on the other end. I've passed through the walls of my house several times and it gets no less jarring each time it happens.
Any information regarding rampant curses or unexpected magic would be appreciated.
... I do have a more focused suspicion as to what my sudden weight loss might be attributed to, but I'd rather not entertain that right now if there's some plague of de-materialization sweeping the city. It would be. Bothersome.
... thank you for your time. I suppose.
Why must this be so difficult to end--
[ how do you poke the off button when you don't have hands?? slam your spirit against it until electricity does something and you're left in eerie, uncomfortable silence, feeling odd and fallen apart. do they make gloves that let incorporeal fingers work swipe lockscreens? ]
WHERE: the network and maybe Gilgamesh's Serenitea pot at Vergil's house if ya'll wanna swing by?
WHEN: February 1st
WHAT: sometimes, the ghost of you is more present than ever and you have a couple of good things and one really alarming thing to address.
un; AUO, voice post; network
Rejoice, mongrels, for the Wakawaka Zabuun waterpark will be open in a mere two weeks time! It's amazing what you can get done with monetary grease to both the modern workforce and the wheels of bureaucracy! What better place to enjoy a day with your loved ones than in a fully heated, fully functional tropical paradise away from anything tropic? Vergil Vittore's previously informed me that I could 'afford to be less of a skinflint miser' and I suppose I will consider granting VIP passes to the users of this particular application if you ask politely enough.
Secondly! Zulius, ever a visionary and genius ahead of his time, has stumbled upon the concept of a Kaisou Calendar for charity. As he's either announced or will announce, I didn't care enough to check, if you're over the age of 18 and willing to show a little skin for a good cause, feel free to contact either of us. There will be a men's and women's edition; I've seen what you people get horny about. Your taste is impeccable, even if most of your vibes are rancid.
[ he sounds so cheerful, and then he's silent.
there's a long pause, as if Gilgamesh forgot to stop recording his voice. there's a few chirpy beeps, and then he starts speaking again--but it sounds a lot more. stressed? not even slightly resembling his beginning boomingly playful tone, spoken at a normal person level of voice. like he's being held hostage in his own voice post. it appears Goldie has applied a filter to keep certain zealous eyes off of whatever else is happening in his Livejournal entry. ]
And now that most people have dispersed, my body has completely disappeared. Are dreams about whales portentous? [ he's trying to channel bemused ease, but it's probably not working. ] So, I don't have a physical presence anymore, and I feel oddly... floaty. I don't know how to get out of my teapot--it feels strange and staticky when I try, like I might get swept up into whatever magic makes the transition happen and fail to come out on the other end. I've passed through the walls of my house several times and it gets no less jarring each time it happens.
Any information regarding rampant curses or unexpected magic would be appreciated.
... I do have a more focused suspicion as to what my sudden weight loss might be attributed to, but I'd rather not entertain that right now if there's some plague of de-materialization sweeping the city. It would be. Bothersome.
... thank you for your time. I suppose.
Why must this be so difficult to end--
[ how do you poke the off button when you don't have hands?? slam your spirit against it until electricity does something and you're left in eerie, uncomfortable silence, feeling odd and fallen apart. do they make gloves that let incorporeal fingers work swipe lockscreens? ]
private;
[ nobody thinks another Gilgamesh is more of a fucker than Gilgamesh babygirl it's okay. the king's beef is eternal. ]
The fragments of him blend together, so I cannot offer you much more than that--but from what specters of his desires I've seen in myself, the human aspect was the most important part. An eternal duty, turned into a singular fascination--to the point where it became comically shortsighted and turned back around into pointless farce. What an irritating creature.
[ Hakuno could give both of them 2d10 psychic damage at the drop of a hat couldn't she. ]
... and so that's it. Swallow my pride and tolerate a yoke, or disappear and be unremarked upon. What a joke. The universe is a funny thing.
private;
[hakuno kishinami would short circuit both of them as easily as dropping a toaster into a bathtub]
I think it's a little harsh to consider a contract in those terms, but that's only my perspective. It's not necessarily an easy decision when one looks at it that way, I'll grant that much.
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[ hakuno kishinami would look them both in the eye gg no re skill diff touch grass acquire maidens with regards the care and keeping of Gilgameshi. and like six other hoes. ]
On that, you and I will simply have to agree to disagree, given the sides that we occupy of the matter. Though there is another memory I've had from time to time... but it hardly matters in this moment, and surely, I've had more of your time than you truly cared to give.
[ we will not bring Zhuge Liang up. as a thanks for all of the everything else. ]
private;
Just so that we're clear.
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[ girl. ]
Regardless of what happens, thank you for the information. You'll likely be as surprised as I am for the outcome.
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[tsundere]
Probably. If anything else of academic interest comes up, feel free to monopolize my time however you like.
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[ ... which given that he has his Servant level strength, is probably his own way of being a brat-ass tsundere. ]
Come now. You know something of the King, and therefore, you know something of me. Academia won't play into my decision. It's always come down to emotion and caprice. Walk proud, Professor. You've done your duty.
private;
[why are both of you like this.]
...Good luck, whatever you end up doing.