I'm so glad you didn't call that an opurrtunity. No, no don't say it now. I don't wanna deal with the cat puns.
[He doesn't want the puns young man!!!]
Ouch, that's a real bad time. Yeah I can get why you wouldn't want that. I don't think my parents would handle the centaur thing that well. Or rather, they'd make it into a big thing and I'd end up having to deal with the paps again and I just do not want that. But still- they PROBbably wouldn't want to experiment on-slash-murder me so there' that.
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[He doesn't want the puns young man!!!]
Ouch, that's a real bad time. Yeah I can get why you wouldn't want that. I don't think my parents would handle the centaur thing that well. Or rather, they'd make it into a big thing and I'd end up having to deal with the paps again and I just do not want that. But still- they PROBbably wouldn't want to experiment on-slash-murder me so there' that.