[At least Zulius is used to awkward shoulder pats. He knows a lot of socially awkward weirdos. He has a collection of them, by now. He nods sadly.]
It was a real tragedy that I don't think I'll ever get over. [Such a deep wound was cute the day he got extra legs :< He listens to what Edward has to tell him, it's a shame his history knowledge is so bad he wouldn't know who Black Bart is.] Hmmm, that sounds like it can get messy. And like, I don't hate my life? It's pretty okay. There's some parts I'd be super okay with forgetting [getting his heart broken is number ONE on that list, every time], but for the most part, I've had it pretty okay. [He frowns a little.] But my other self was pretty okay, too, so I guess...sticking with both memories is fine? Just super confusing sometimes.
[He flashes a grin in Edward's direction.]
That's because I'm this magical thing known as Not An Asshole, Ed. Catty, sure, but I'm not about ruining people's lives for funsies.
[ Plus he's got that bleeding heart of his that means he keeps bringing randos off the street into his workplace to give them a steady form of employment. That too. ]
That just makes me even more fabulous than I already am. A one-of-a-kind, if you will.
[He clucks his tounge.]
Well, it is a Lloyd-Webber musical. That's super likely.
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It was a real tragedy that I don't think I'll ever get over. [Such a deep wound was cute the day he got extra legs :< He listens to what Edward has to tell him, it's a shame his history knowledge is so bad he wouldn't know who Black Bart is.] Hmmm, that sounds like it can get messy. And like, I don't hate my life? It's pretty okay. There's some parts I'd be super okay with forgetting [getting his heart broken is number ONE on that list, every time], but for the most part, I've had it pretty okay. [He frowns a little.] But my other self was pretty okay, too, so I guess...sticking with both memories is fine? Just super confusing sometimes.
[He flashes a grin in Edward's direction.]
That's because I'm this magical thing known as Not An Asshole, Ed. Catty, sure, but I'm not about ruining people's lives for funsies.
[ Plus he's got that bleeding heart of his that means he keeps bringing randos off the street into his workplace to give them a steady form of employment. That too. ]
That just makes me even more fabulous than I already am. A one-of-a-kind, if you will.
[He clucks his tounge.]
Well, it is a Lloyd-Webber musical. That's super likely.