She is, for better or worse, not kidding about that at all. Sometimes the weird goodwill store gives you cool things that are both practical and fun to keep around!

"Okay, just a sec..."

There's some movement and the jarring blurriness of the phone being abruptly moved around, accompanied by the usual indistinct noises of who even knows what, but then the camera is giving a nice view of a frankly kind of fancy-looking armchair that's currently sitting in a corner of the room.

"Hey chair, come over here."

Ritsuka's voice can be heard, though it's clearly directed at the chair and not the phone. And the chair just... abruptly starts moving, ambling on over like it's something out of a cartoon and not a real life piece of furniture. Then it stops right in front of Ritsuka, to all appearances just a perfectly normal (if kinda fancy) armchair.