Oh gee this is getting to be a lot tougher than I can imagine… Hm let me see about it

(He can’t imagine what the look on those people’s faces if he did ever get to cross paths with them and he can’t just simply lie between his teeth as he gives his order to the person running the milkshake stall.)

I probably would have told them that they must have gotten the wrong guy in the front of them. Begging them that I don’t resemble him in any form and they might have to find him somewhere. Or that they probably drank something weird in the water.