[Tragically, he left all of those back home. They'll have to have a makeup emergency once they get out of here. He scoffs lightly, trying to put her at ease to show that he's not bothered by that. The thought DID cross his mind, and maybe he should invest in some wards on the place, just in case- but he's not about to let that stop her from escaping.]
Honey, if someone attacked my theatre, they'd have a whole world of hurt coming- not that they haven't already mind you. There's a whole mess of people here to get you guys out of this place. Pretty sure most of the assholes working here are super dead.
[Look, he'll even pat his back, an open invitation and a way to get her out if she can't walk. Also to...actively get her out, if she tries to stay he can just huck her on there and fuckin' gallop. ]
I'll let you ride on my back again~ I'll let you say yee haw, and everything. [Then, a little more gently:] Seriously. It's safe to leave, I promise.
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Honey, if someone attacked my theatre, they'd have a whole world of hurt coming- not that they haven't already mind you. There's a whole mess of people here to get you guys out of this place. Pretty sure most of the assholes working here are super dead.
[Look, he'll even pat his back, an open invitation and a way to get her out if she can't walk. Also to...actively get her out, if she tries to stay he can just huck her on there and fuckin' gallop. ]
I'll let you ride on my back again~ I'll let you say yee haw, and everything. [Then, a little more gently:] Seriously. It's safe to leave, I promise.