Aw, fine. Suit yourself. I'll be just the normal amount of embarrassing for now, then.

[ he's gonna wink at the other as he takes a pause, looking at the kid with a warm smile starting to work up his face. Kni being interested in food pleases him--of course!! It was so hard to convince the guy to eat something in the first place, so... ]

Well; this-- [ he holds up the hot dog on a stick he's eating, giving it a wiggle. ] Is a corn dog. It's got a pork sausage inside it, and it's dipped in a batter that's made out of cornmeal. Then they covered the sticky batter in blanched potatoes and deep fried it.

It's pretty dang good.