[Zhongli doesn't even have a security lock on it, which makes a lot of sense for the boomerest boomer to ever boomer.]

Artistic license, as they call it. There's no doubt that it has many moving stories contained within it, so I feel compelled to forgive the exaggerations.

[As they scroll through the list of characters, he looks more and more amused. Then he stops scrolling on Zhong Hui.]

That's... creative, [he says in a way that suggests he's trying not to say something impolite, before resuming the scroll.]