[ sometimes you are in the back half of 30 years old and you didn't watch cartoons as a child ]
As arrogant as this sounds, though arrogance has never sat awkwardly on my shoulders, I share commonality with Gilgamesh of Uruk.
He would've approved of your mind drifting immediately to penises, given how many people's wives and sisters he'd partook of.
Although I wonder if the greater blow would be to the morale, given that being beaten by a giant, quivering phallus is likely to be deeply distressing. That also feels incredibly human as far as emotions go.
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[ sometimes you are in the back half of 30 years old and you didn't watch cartoons as a child ]
As arrogant as this sounds, though arrogance has never sat awkwardly on my shoulders, I share commonality with Gilgamesh of Uruk.
He would've approved of your mind drifting immediately to penises, given how many people's wives and sisters he'd partook of.
Although I wonder if the greater blow would be to the morale, given that being beaten by a giant, quivering phallus is likely to be deeply distressing. That also feels incredibly human as far as emotions go.