Wh- no? How did I get here? That doesn't make sense.

[He definitely can't teleport. The last time he checked, anyway. ]

Nope, I just...I think I was in my room? And then I was in a snowdrift? And then this kid dragged me out of it and took me through this gate and now I'm here and trying to figure out how to get back to Columbia. So is there...a boat? Or literally anything?