[ who needs directions? fuck it we ball. the city looks beautiful from overhead, anyway--he can see the parks and the huge lake down below, as well as the shopping district in the distance... ]

I'd believe it.
Given how many curses I've gotten to date.
Either its got a mind of its own or it just wanders around aimlessly and hits the biggest, easiest-to-see targets...

At least the sky looks nice.