[This was.... not really helping. But at least it was distracting from being paranoid about the next disaster headed his way. ]

Dude. The city is the least of my problems right now. Its like 50% inheriting all the problems of my past life, 40% adding another jerk species into the mix, and maybe 10% city nonsense.

[Danny had so many problems he could rank them. By level of annoyance and how long the ensuing existential crisis had lasted.

Of course he was still missing a few details that would definitely bump city problems up a few levels. If cursed peaches counted as a city problem.]