Yeah, well I didn't want to be a zebra centaur EIther and look where I'm at. I hate to break it to you, but this place doesn't give a single salty fig what you want. You've just gotta suck it up and make this new you the best YOU there can be. The old you can't come to the phone right now, because she's dead. Time to embrace the new you, let that magical girl SLAY.

[That's... he probably means that as a pep talk.]