[ Alberto blanches at the sight of the two faeries, grimacing awkwardly and trying to keep up a friendly facade, following Luca's lead... Their usual shtick. Playing it cool. So cool. ]

Y-Yeah, there were two geeses chasing us, Paddy, you should've seen it! Aha...

[ Paddy raises an eyebrow and cocks his head, throwing Alberto a flat look. ]

Yea, I heard about it. Whole place's talkin' 'bout it, yanno. Drew a lot of attention to yerselves... S'not good form, lads.

[ Alberto exchanges a wary look with Luca, but tries to save their case still. Which... goes about as well as it usually does when Alberto doubles down on the act. ]

Well, technically, aren't the birds the rude ones? I mean, they started it. They attacked me. All we did was run around. So actually, the gooses should be in trouble. Not us. We were victims.