[Hand falling from his collar, Waver pushed his sunglasses to settle on top of his head in favor of pinching the bridge of his nose. Breathe, focus, settle on what he knew rather than what strange unknown circumstances he 'knew'.]

There's a...a legend about something like this. Someone once sought to eat a salmon that contained all human wisdom. [Concentrate on what could be explained, what little thread of understanding he could connect to why any of this was transpiring.] When his retainer--a man named Fionn mac Cumhaill--was tasked with cooking it, he burned his thumb on the oil and reflexively put it in his mouth. That gave him the entirety of the salmon's gift, and he became a well-respected leader able to call upon all that wisdom merely by biting his thumb.

I don't really...I don't know what the hell that just did to me or why, but I would imagine that's related somehow.